Posts Tagged ‘Swindon Town.’

The Man in the Orange Coat.

 

Today Graeme Garvey puts himself in place of another, the beloved stewards of Elland Road, using a game that has gone down in folklaw as his template.

Let me start with a question. Who attends every match at Elland Road, spends every minute of each game just inches from the pitch, is not blind yet never sees a thing? You’ve got it. Me, a steward. And I’ll be honest, I love my job.

Imagine being paid to go to football! Many people might envy me my work, looking all official in an orange coat and having the power to tell people to sit down. Yes, it is a little bit glamorous, I’ll admit but me and my colleagues take our jobs very seriously. It’s damned hard work. We are always watching for telltale signs of trouble from the fans. Their faces are amazing – like open books. They show everything. Smiles, happiness and joy can give way in a split-second to pain and despair.

Probably the best way to show this is to describe a recent match, giving a flavour of what I do. Leeds played Swindon in the Carling Cup in late September. I was there a full hour before kick off (and a full hour after the crowd had left). As I made my way from the comfort and safety of our mustering point, I stole a quick peek at the pitch before the real work started. After that, I just watched faces in the crowd and was ever ready, on the lookout for any sudden increase in excitement or anger. The first half went pretty well to be honest. It always is if Leeds are playing towards the South Stand and not much is really happening. And, in that case, the most annoying thing is trying to get everyone to sit down. When will they learn that they are not supposed to stand up any more? No sooner have we got most of them seated – apart from the inevitable ones at the back – when something on the pitch has them all standing up again.

The second half was going quite nicely and after about 73 minutes, Swindon went two up. I thought I was going to have an easy night of it. That was until Harte scored. The Kop leapt up, as usual and we had to try to quieten them – as usual. After that we were forever on the go, trying to make them sit down, making sure they behaved. We had done a pretty good job of it, until injury time. Then all hell broke loose. When a corner is coming in to the Kop goal, it’s pointless telling anyone to sit down. My watch told me it was well in to injury time and suddenly everyone went crazy. I’ve never seen anything like it. Absolute bedlam. I knew someone had scored but I thought it was a mistake when they announced it was the Leeds goalie, Paul Robinson. That explained why there was such an unforgettable look of disbelief as well as joy on the fans’ faces. I must admit, for once I was tempted to look round and see what was making them so delirious but my professionalism prevailed. Of course, it turned out later that he had come up in desperation and scored with a header. Bet he was pleased.

That was just the start of our hard work what with extra time and penalties. It must have been really off-putting for the Swindon players to have to take penalties into the Kop end as thousands of Leeds fans jeered and whistled at them. But the Leeds players must have loved the same fans’ reaction when they scored. And to win 4-3 like that! No wonder everyone was happy but then we had to really earn our pay and make sure nothing got out of hand.

Thankfully, there were no incidents. No one tried to run on the pitch or do anything silly. Still, it’s better to be safe than sorry. I was so pleased to make it back to the muster point for a well-earned cup of tea and a chat with my colleagues. And no, we don’t sit in a circle with our backs to each other.

I like my job and, if the football’s really good, I can always watch it on telly.

Graeme Garvey.

Sniffer Nose 30/03/10: Leeds United, Burnley, Shrewsbury Town, Ipswich Town, Newcastle United, Portsmouth, Swindon Town, Sheffield United.

 

This is Clarkeonenil’s regular comment column, cutting through the various passing issues of football and getting to the core principle in the shortest time.

Hidden within the myriad of idiocy that is the Leeds United news merry-go-round last week was a comment from Simon Grayson indicating that all discussions with players whose contracts were ending had stopped until season’s end. Well you can see why, poor Shaun Harvey and Gwyn Williams can’t possibly discuss terms and conditions whilst they have all the important work to do in the last 8 game run-in, like discuss terms and conditions! Of course this unique style of man management where you incentivise all your players to seek Bosman’s is also copied elsewhere, the mighty Crewe Alexandra are also using this template of the successful, financially secure club (although to be fair to Dario Gradi he is doing the equivalent of Grayson’s, Harvey’s and Williams job at Gresty Road). Bottom line is Marques, Ankergran, Hughes, Somma and Judas are on their way out, Dickov and McSheffrey have nowt to come from us come season end and Doyle and Lowry are going back (thankfully). The amount of ins and outs to come at Elland Road this summer, regardless of which division we are in, will rival that of Burnley.

Turf Moor will be an interesting place once relegation is confirmed, what with Brian “1 win in 10” Laws trying to convince the board he can bounce the club straight back up, regardless of the fact nearly all of the present squad will want to leave pronto, it could be an interesting time for outsiders to observe. One of the things we may spot is how little home grown talent is available for the Championship campaign. It is one of life’s great mysteries as to why promoted clubs take on another 15 overpaid professionals (most of which usually have a track record of relegation) and immediately stifle any prospect of a decent young player making a break-through. Oh for a club that gets promoted into the PL and just buys a couple of players to go with what took them up and allows players to progress through!

Meanwhile in Shropshire the stirrings of discontent can be clear heard from the Shrewsbury Town direction. It seems the new stadium and a couple of flirtations with the play-offs have created that old monster expectation in that quiet part of the world. I confess to not being sure how to react, on the one hand there is no reason why the club shouldn’t aim to replicate its 1980’s status as a side in the second tier but equally perhaps the fans should remember they dropped into the Conference not so long ago. The question is this, can Paul Simpson do any more with the players and resources he has? If the answers no then the abuse he complained about this week isn’t worth the effort is it? Speaking of effort, the amount Ipswich Town have to put in to deny “Roy Keane to get sacked this week” stories is astonishing.

The problem at Portman Road stems from Keane’s own reputation. After bailing from Sunderland because he got bored he attracts the attention every time the job looks tricky. This site has suggested before that if a club gives a manager a 3 year target they have to let them use that time. Keane, whether through ability of luck has just done enough to avoid relegation and as such it’s now up to Keane to rectify whatever wasn’t right this season. Constant press speculation isn’t helpful but to be fair the amount of press attention Keane generates can’t be all bad for the club, although they would have to go some to match the amount Newcastle United can generate.

So to clarify, one of your players is in hospital with a wired up jaw because of an assault that had nothing to do with why the club pays the two local boys involved. Got to be said, how Carroll isn’t up for another criminal charge to go with the one he is already facing beggars belief but much worse than that Taylor has to witness Newcastle acting like West Ham did when Hartson so publically attacked his team-mate. When are clubs going to stop indulging thugs and start sacking them?

The sack would be too good for the likes of Portsmouth’s “footballing consultant” Peter Storrie. I look forward to his advice to the administrator after relegation is confirmed and the PL pass on to the FL the dossier than would have made Chainrai fail a “fit and proper” test had the PL had the balls to do one. The problem for Chainrai is that he needs to close the book on all the infighing and intrege around Pompey but that can only happen if he re-buys the club and that opens up a whole new can of worms. The administrator, Andrew Andronikou has been laying the ground work for Chainrai to become official owner; we shall see how the FL reacts.

In the Championship next season Portsmouth could play the club Andronikou last was administrator for, Swindon Town. Notwithstanding the complications of the L1 promotion race one can only marvel at the job Danny Wilson has done at the County Ground. He even saw something in Jonathan Douglas that we never saw in 160 appearances. Wilson must have loved the win at Hartlepool last week given how they ignored his record and dismissed him. Sometimes a manager needs a couple of jobs to get his ability back on track and in this case well done Mr Wilson. Some other managers however could get a million jobs and still be rubbish.

Competition time, who does this quote belong to? “It’s a big rebuilding job here. Let’s get real – you can’t keep [making progress] with part-time staff. There’s only nine players left at the end of the season. Seven who played on Sunday won’t be here in a few weeks. People criticise knowing the problems there are here you get frustrated because you know how great the club is and what’s expected. I know what the fans want because I want exactly the same”. Leeds United and Luton Town fans disqualified because they will have heard it all before from the best Mr Delusion in football management history.

Leeds United: Darragh Mullen’s Teenage Kicks In, “when the red red robin etc”

 

In this weeks Teenage Kicks In our young writer Darragh Mullen bites, promotes another site and in general just goes looking for a fight.

Another loss in the league and the ‘confidence’ is gone again. Personally I am not all that worried as, no matter what form we are in, we still have the squad and the manager to get out of this league with ease. Its only about finding that form and hopefully its starts with Millwall live on Sky. The first 5 months of the season could not have been a fluke! What got me thinking though was an article written on the Dirty Leeds Blog discussing Southampton raising their game against us and then losing to Swindon mid-week and in general discussing that as a current trend. The article in summary is really just a good old ‘Everybody Hates Us’ moan.

http://dirtyleedscom.blogspot.com/2010/03/saints-latest-victims-of-leeds-united.html

The part I was most interested in though were the comments underneath. Now I would not suggest reading down through the hundreds of comments because that in itself would be enough to kill your spirit, let alone the Cheltenham Festival! If you scan down through them though and filter some of the many rubbish comments you might get an interesting outlook of opposition fans and where they see themselves as a team, in particular the Swindon Town fans.

With all due respect to Swindon fans (well sort of), they are having a good season but ultimately by the majority of football fans they are seen in in the very unromantic way the Dirty Leeds Blog so delicately described them as ‘also-rans’. Norwich at least have a bit of ambition, although that hits its limit really with Premiership football, but Swindon Town are the equivalent of the Blackburn Rovers of League 1 and that is very ominous for a football fan who expects to see their team be in any way successful. That’s why I was so interested in the Swindon fans biting back so hard. They took so much offence to the term ‘also rans’ that I really was taken aback. Obviously us as Leeds fans would be very offended and would bite back ourselves but surely Swindon fans should understand that unless something huge changes they really have no outstanding future ahead other than giant killings and football league trophies. I can understand if they are ones local team and that is a reason for supporting them because that is an experience I get over here but other than that i can’t for the life of me understand why there would be other Swindon fans just for the sake of it and then again how they could get offended when other fans call them shit!? Its just one of those things, in the same way that Michael Schumacher will have to settle for never winning another F1 Championship so there’s no point dwelling over it.

The thing then that differentiates Leeds fans and Swindon Town fans is quite simply ambition. A Leeds fan from Scotland but working in London once questioned where my ambition was and where all of our ambition was for that matter? He liked to say that it had packed up and gone with Ridsdale but I would very much disagree. What makes us potentially one of the biggest clubs in England is that we actually believe as fans that we are able to win the Premier League, even in the Oligopoly that is the current Premier League table where the league is dominated by a few big ‘Franchises’. By God it is looking nowhere near likely in the next decade or so but I would definitely like to think that in my lifetime anyway we will be successful again. I don’t think however the same could be said about the average Swindon fan. Money will come and go but ultimately its the ambition of the club that dictates its future. Although money definitely helps!

I am not oblivious to the fact that to any Swindon fans or someone who supports another ‘also ran’ club can see me as completely arrogant because quite simply that is a very arrogant statement to make. In the same way that Ronaldo can claim that he is one of the best players in the world, it is arrogant but it also has alot of elements of truth behind it. The comments on the Dirty Leeds Blog claimed that its arrogant views like mine which makes Leeds so hated but it could also be said it’s what makes Leeds so famous. Some can call this arrogance, others could call it ambition in the face of hoplessness. Its all well and good talking and worrying about the here and now but all in all in the future of Leeds United will always be bright simply because Leeds fans see it that way. The day we are content with 9th place in any league is the day I will be ashamed to be a Leeds fan. Until then i have no problem being as ‘arrogant’ as ever because in the larger scale we are a big club and there are no two ways about it.