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In this weeks column Clarkeonenil’s Monday writer Graeme Garvey wonders where it all went wrong.
Leeds United’s official website said after Saturday’s game “Beckford leveller secures point”. This claim was loyally backed up by manager, Simon Grayson, who told the BBC, “We played well today and I think it’s the best we’ve played for a number [...]

In this weeks column Clarkeonenil’s Monday writer Graeme Garvey gets the shakes.
Course it was a major talking point. Bound to be all over the news. Wayne broken-heart Bridge not shaking hands with John sex-cheat Terry – a sensation! Remember those innocent days when the pre-match routine for footballers consisted of nothing more than a kick [...]

In this weeks column Clarkeonenil’s Monday writer Graeme Garvey takes a mechanical taste checker inserted in expandable face caviety look at referee decision making.
A referee who helps a team to score against ‘the’ Arsenal, a fine, upstanding goalkeeper called Casper being disbelieved when he says the ball hasn’t crossed the line, a referee’s assistant missing [...]

In this weeks column Clarkeonenil’s Monday writer Graeme Garvey gives (hopefully) the final word on Brunton Park.
There’s a fantastic black and white photograph of some helmeted police, truncheons in hands, mounting a fence behind the goal to get at the Leeds fans. The Yorkshire Evening Post kindly loaned it to us for inclusion in ‘Fanthology’. [...]

In this weeks column Clarkeonenil’s Monday writer Graeme Garvey gives his own perspective on our football lords and master’s.
It is heartening to see the F.A.’s moral outrage in the ‘John Terry’s affair’ Affair. They acted courageously and decisively, quickly replacing sex-cheat Terry as England captain with drug-cheat Rio Ferdinand. For that we must all be [...]